Dan and Chris are gettin-laidologists, experts in the field of gettin-laidology, the sweet science, i.e. fuuucking! We help pathetic losers that can’t get any, get some…a lot.

We’ve not supported Condom use for over 20 years and are proud members of Barebackers of America(it’s a lot like four H). We are secretary and treasurer, respectively, of the NYC chapter. We continue to lobby our local congressmen to change sex education and stop making it so uncool. Sure you can get AIDS, but you not if you’re smoking a cigarette and wearing a leather jacket. God only punishes the wicked and nerds.